If intensive care is what you are after, the penthouse is the place for you, it is the ultimate male fantasy come true, and the effect is amazing. You feel like you are in your favourite TV island show (Treasure, Fantasy, Celebrity, and maybe the final episode of LOST (series 110), you name it, you could be there where your fantasy can become reality.

As long as it’s legal.

Best of all everything is upfront, no hidden extras, no silly games and no surprises, just pay the ladies for their time and company, which includes a free nude dance every half hour for your pleasure.